Eggerson Keaveny

'You're allowed to use my likeness, but I want to be actual size, full body'

Eggerson Keaveny is Jazz's best friend in the whole world, having an entire song dedicated to him. Throughout the music video Eggerson is standoffish, rude and deadpan, not even seeming to like Jazz all that much, despite Jazz's opinion that they are best friends. Eggerson often commits criminal acts such as shoplifting (which Jazz joins him in) and is implied to have done something worse that lead to his arrest/monitoring (his "plastic anklet that he's not allowed to take off" being a criminal ankle monitor). He is a questionably stable individual, being an alcoholic, conducting an hourly screaming and having six tattoos which state that he is 'very mentally stable'. His (mini) car's license plate also says 'Mentally Stable'. Eggerson owns a pet grub named Robert who he likes to tickle and take round to Jazz's house when the two hang out.

Appearance

Eggerson is a 5'8 Australian man with short brown hair. He wears sunglasses similar to Jazz's in style which conceal his expression, leading to him appearing completely deadpan or annoyed at all times. He has a number of body modifications, including six tattoos on his chest and stomach which state that he is Mentally Stable and a skin pouch surgically attatched to the small of his back to help aid with his theivery.

According to Jazz, Eggerson wears a new look daily; the main one he is seen in being a grey button up shirt and jeans.

Abilities

Bomb Maintenance - During the music video Eggerson can be seen maintaining sea mines for the US Navy.
Sculpture - During the break in the song, Eggerson is seen chiselling an impressive marble statue.
Shoplifting - Eggerson often goes shoplifting with Jazz under the guise of it being 'Retail Therapy'.

Relationships

Jazz Emu - Eggerson's friend. While Jazz considers Eggerson to be his best friend in the whole world, it appears that Eggerson does not like Jazz that much. It seems that Eggerson takes advantage of Jazz's naivate and trust in him to get away with a number of things, however it also seems that Jazz is pretty willing to engage anyway.

Appearances

Eggerson has only appeared in his namesake song 'Eggerson Keaveny', however he is mentioned by Jazz in live shows a number of times.

Trivia

Eggerson's pet grub Robert makes appearances during Jazz's live shows, attatched to a melodica which Jazz plays during 'Robert's solo'.

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